The final session of the Students’ Association Senate began in earnest yester-night at around 9 p.m. We were hoping for a grand finale, and couldn’t help but think about what might happen. SUS-PENSIEVE!
Call To Question
Brought to you by renowned satirist Ross Brenneman, "Call To Question" highlights the most thought-provoking, interesting and outrageous moments of the Student Association's weekly senate meetings. It is published weekly on Tuesdays.
The Cessation of Hostilities
April 28th, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
Ineffective Immediately
April 20th, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
There were a lot of strangers surrounding the Senate table this week. We don’t know who they were, they weren’t introduced until the end of the meeting and, frankly, we’re almost done, so they’re mostly irrelevant.
Penultimatum
April 13th, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
The Senate came to terms with, well, its term. Yes, the 2009-10 Senate is now officially history, relegated to the newspaper archives as relics of the good, olden days. KEEP THOSE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS OFF OUR LAWN!
De Jure
April 7th, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
The action was mostly tame at this week’s Senate meeting.
Special Edition: Fighting Words
April 1st, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
We’re into it now, folks: SA Elections season. The process brings big pressure for those aspiring to the presidency and vice presidency, since those ambitious folks have to participate in the annual SA debates — it is a harsh and rigorous process, in that CTQ’s harsh judgment knows few boundaries. WE’RE HERE TO HURT FEELINGS, NOT MAKE FRIENDS. Deal with it.
Passed and Present
March 30th, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
We’re heading into Passover season, which means religious activities have moved the Senate’s beginning time back to 9:30 p.m. SEDER IT ISN’T SO!
Resolved
March 23rd, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
It’s been a big week for legislatures both national and Students’ Associational. One brought you health care reform. Let’s see what major accomplishments come from the other one.
A Foundation of Sand
March 16th, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
It’s been two weeks without analyzing the actions of the Students’ Association Senate, but this week saw a flashy return that started with an old-fashioned grilling of Event Support. IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE LEGISLATURE.
Double Trouble
March 2nd, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
We’ve gotten wind of the agenda this week, and braced for impact at the promise of at least one round of executive session. AND UNFORTUNATELY WE FORGOT THE ADAPTER.
A Decent Proposal
February 23rd, 2010 by Ross Brenneman
It’s a heckuva Monday, in that the intrepid force that is CTQ has been slightly derailed by a cold, sleep deprivation and Puritans. Don’t ask. THE JUDGMENT IS COMING!